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PSY - GANGNAM STYLE

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 20:01:32 +0200

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Sziasztok

Tue, 16 Oct 2012 17:36:31 +0200

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Szeretn-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;m egy nagyon j-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute; j-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;kra felh-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;vni a figyelmet:MINECRAFT!Pr-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;b-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ld ki!Ne habozz!

Sziasztok

Tue, 16 Oct 2012 17:36:14 +0200

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domici01 szellemes története

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 12:13:09 +0200

Egyszer csin-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ltaa leck-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;t, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s ott volt mellette valami hom-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ly, de amikor odan-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;zett akkor semmit nem l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;tott.
M-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;skor meg l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;tta a mam-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;j-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;lni az -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;gyon -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;lni, azt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;n megk-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rdezte az anyj-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t, hogy nem e ő volt, de nem.

Pogi szellemes története

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 15:37:11 +0200

pogi egygyszer megh-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;vta n-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;gy bar-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;tnőjlt aludni, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;jszaka, mikor m-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;g -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;bren voltak, pisl-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;kolni kezdett a villany, recsegett az ajt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;, hangokat hallltottak az emeletről. F-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;ltek, hajnali n-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;gyig -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;bren voltak, mert f-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;ltek elaludni. 10-11 -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;vesek voltak, de ennek ellen-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;re elkezdtek bab-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;zni, hogy elterelj-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;k a figyelm-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;ket a f-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;lelemtől. 3 -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;ra k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;r-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;l fel is ment-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;ek az emeletre(-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-Eacute;n nem tettem volna meg), megn-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;zni, hogy van-e okuk f-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;lelemre. Senki nem volt ott, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;gy egy -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;ra m-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;lva elaludtak.

sd

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 19:00:46 +0200

Ez velem t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;rt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;nt:
Egyszer azt -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;lmodtam, hogy egy j-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;tsz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;ren vagyunk -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s tal-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;lkoztam egy szellemmel...
Mondta hogy őt ott a j-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;tsz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;ren gyilkolt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;k meg, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s a lelke -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;r-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;kre ott marad!
P-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;r h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;tre r-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;, a nagymam-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;mn-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;l mikor kb. 11-kor -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;ltem a hinta-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;gyon,

megjelent a szellem!
-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-Eacute;n nem mertem szolni, ő pedig ezeket mondta:
Velem tal-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;lkozt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;l -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;lmodba! -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-Eacute;n v-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;delek meg t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;ged mindentől! Vivien a nevem!
M-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;r az -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;lmomba is eml-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;keztetett valamire...
Vajon csak hanucin-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ltam?
Vagy l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;tom a szellemeket?-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-nbsp;

Viccek 2.

Sat, 12 May 2012 14:13:36 +0200

A l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ny bemutatja -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;j pasij-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t a sz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;leinek, akik sz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;v-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;lyesen megh-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;vj-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;k őt, vacsor-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;zzon n-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;luk. Le-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;lnek az asztal k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;r-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;, a kutya az asztal alatt - -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s elkezdenek vacsor-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;zni. A sr-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;c egyszercsak -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;gy -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rzi, musz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;j eleresztenie mag-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t - tartja-tartja, de nem megy tov-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;bb, fingik egy nagyot.
- Buksi! - ki-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;lt fel az apa -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;sszevont szem-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;ld-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;kkel, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s a pasinak hatalmas kő esik le a sz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;v-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;ről, hogy mindenki azt hiszi, a kutya volt az.
Esznek tov-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;bb, de egy idő ut-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;n megint -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rzi a k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;nz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute; ingert - ha egyszer bej-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;tt, most is bej-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;n, gondolja, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s elfingja mag-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t.
- Buksi! - h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;rren fel ism-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;t az apa. Esznek tov-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;bb, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s a fick-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute; kis idő m-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;lva -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;gy -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rzi, megint kell, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s most m-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;r viszonylag fesztelen-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;l ereget egyet. Erre az apa:
- Buksi, most m-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;r t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;nyleg menj el az asztal al-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l, mert ez a fick-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute; m-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;g a v-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;g-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;n r-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;dszarik!

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K-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;t bar-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t besz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;lget a kocsm-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ban. Azt mondja az egyik:
- Hallottad, hogy Mike meghalt tegnap?
- Nem, mi t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;rt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;nt vele?
- Tegnap -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;pp a h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;zunk előtt aut-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;zott, amikor nem vett -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;szre egy -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;t sz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;n parkol-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute; aut-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;t. Nekiment, kirep-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;lt a sz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;lv-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;dőn -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s a csukott ablakon kereszt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;l pont a mi h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;szob-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;nkba rep-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;lt be. Fejjel t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;rte be az ablakot.
- -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-Uacute;risten, micsoda hal-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;l...
- Nem, ezt sim-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;n t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;lte. Odak-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;szott a h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;szoba-szekr-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;ny-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;nkh-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;z, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s megpr-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;b-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;lt a kilincsbe kapaszkodva talpra -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;llni. Azonban a szekr-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;ny felborult, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;ppen szeg-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;ny Mike-ra.
- Micsoda kegyetlen v-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;g...
- Nem, ezt is t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;lte. Kim-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;szott al-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;la, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s kik-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;szott az ajt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;n. A l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;pcsőkorl-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t mellett megint megpr-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;b-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;lt fel-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;llni, de a korl-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t nem b-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;rta a s-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;ly-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s Mike lezuhant a f-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;ldszintre, a korl-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t darabjai meg a fej-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;re.
- Ezt m-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;r biztos nem -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;lte t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;l...
- Dehogynem! Kim-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;szott a konyh-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ba, ahol a tűzhely mellett pr-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;b-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;lt talpra -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;llni, de ler-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ntotta a fazekat, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s a forr-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute; v-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;z mind az arc-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ba borult.
- A szerencs-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;tlen...
- Dehogy, ezt is t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;lte. Elk-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;szott a telefonig, hogy a mentőket h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;vja. Azonban ahogy felvette a telefont, hanyatt esett, kir-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ntotta a k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;sz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;ket a falb-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l, a konnektor kiszakadt, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s mivel Mike vizes volt, megr-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;zta az -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ram.
- Micsoda sz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;rnyű hal-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;l!
- Dehogy, ezt is t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;lte.
- Akkor hogyan halt meg?
- Lelőttem.
- Lelőtted? Mi-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rt?
- Bakker, ha -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;gy folytatja, az eg-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;sz h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;zat t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;nkreteszi!

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Egyszer a p-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;pa elhat-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;rozta, hogy kitiltja a zsid-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;kat a Vatik-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;nb-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l. A zsid-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;k felh-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;borodtak, ez-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rt a p-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;pa beleegyezett, hogy ha egy zsid-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute; le tudja győzni teol-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;giai vit-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ban, maradhatnak.
A zsid-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;k egy b-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;lcsess-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;g-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rol ismert rabbit v-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;lasztanak, hogy ki-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;lljon a p-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;p-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;val a vall-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;si p-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;rbajra.
A rabbi azt mondja, hogy tegy-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;k -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rdekesebb-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute; a vit-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s egyik-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;knek se legyen szabad besz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;lni. A p-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;pa beleegyezett. A vita napj-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;n a p-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;pa -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s a rabbi le-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;ltek egym-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ssal szemben, a h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;vek k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;r-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;j-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;k gyűltek.
- A p-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;pa felemelte h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;rom ujj-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t.
- A rabbi erre felmutatta egy ujj-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t.
- A p-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;pa egy k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;rt rajzolt a levegőbe.
- A rabbi erre a f-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;ldre mutatott.
- A p-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;pa elővett egy osty-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s egy poh-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;r bort.
- A rabbi erre elővett egy alm-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t.
A p-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;pa ekkor fel-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;llt:
- Feladom - mondta. - Te t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;l b-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;lcs vagy, rabbi. Maradhattok.
K-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;sőbb megk-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rdezik a p-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;p-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t a b-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;borosok:
- Mit besz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;lt a rabbival?
- Elősz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;r felmutattam h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;rom ujjamat, hogy a Szenth-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;roms-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;gra eml-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;keztessem. Ő felmutatta egy ujj-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t jelezve, hogy egy Isten van mindk-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;t vall-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;sban. Ezut-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;n rajzoltam egy k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;rt a levegobe, mutatva, hogy Isten mindenhol ott van k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;r-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;tt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;nk. Erre a f-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;ldre mutatott, jelezve, hogy Isten itt is van, vel-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;nk. Ekkor elővettem egy osty-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s egy poh-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;r bort, megmutatva, hogy Isten feloldoz a bűneink al-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l. Ő elővett egy alm-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t, hogy az eredendő bűnre eml-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;keztessen. Mindenre volt v-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;lasza. Mit tehettem volna?
K-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;zben a zsid-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;k is k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;rbeveszik a rabbit:
- Mi t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;rt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;nt, rabbi?
- Elősz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;r azt mutatta, hogy h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;rom napunk van elhagyni a v-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;rost. Mutattam, hogy EGY zsid-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute; sem fog elmenni. Ezut-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;n k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;rbemutatott, jelezve, hogy az eg-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;sz v-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;rost megtiszt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;tja a zsid-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;kt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l. A f-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;ldre mutattam, jelezve, hogy mind itt maradunk.
- -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-Eacute;s ut-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;na?
A rabbi v-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;llat vont:
- Nem tudom. Elővette az eb-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;dj-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;t, mire -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;n is.

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Az idős kis h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;lgy egy nap bement a kanadai nemzeti bankba egy t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;sk-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;nyi p-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;nzzel. Ragaszkodott hozz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;, hogy a bank eln-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;vel k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;v-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;n besz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;lni sz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;mlanyit-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ssal kapcsolatban, mondv-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;n: "Sok p-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;nzről van sz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;!"
Kev-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;mm-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;g-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s hezit-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;s ut-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;n a bank szem-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;lyzete odak-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;s-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rte az eln-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;k irod-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;j-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;hoz az asszonyt. Az eln-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;k megk-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rdezte, mennyit is sz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;nd-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;kozik a bankban let-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;tbe helyezni.
- 165.000 doll-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;rt - felelte a h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;lgy, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s a t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;sk-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;j-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;b-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l kibor-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;totta a p-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;nzt az -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;r-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;asztalra.
Az eln-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;k term-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;szetesen r-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;gt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;n k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;v-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ncsi lett, honnan sz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;rmazik a p-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;nz, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s megk-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rdezte:
- Asszonyom, meglepett mekkora -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;sszegű k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;szp-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;nzzel rendelkezik... Megtudhatn-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;m, honnan van a p-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;nz?
- Fogad-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;sokb-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l - felelte az asszony.
- Mif-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;le fogad-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;sokb-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l? - k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rdezte az eln-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;k.
- H-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t, p-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;ld-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ul fogadok -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-Ouml;nnel 25.000 doll-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;rba, hogy az -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-Ouml;n her-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;i sz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;gletesek. - felelte az idős h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;lgy.
- Hahaha - nevetett az eln-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;k. - Ez egy idi-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;ta fogad-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;s. Ilyen fogad-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;st az -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;letben nem nyerhet meg.
- Tartja esetleg a fogad-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;st? - k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rdezte kih-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;v-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;an a h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;lgy.
- Persze! Fogadok 25.000 doll-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;rba, hogy a her-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;im nem sz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;gletesek!
- Mivel jelentős -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;sszegről van sz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute; - mondta az idős h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;lgy - lehets-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;ges, hogy holnap reggel 10 -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;r-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ra visszat-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rjek az -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;gyv-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;demmel, mint tan-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;val?
- Term-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;szetesen - felelte az el-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;gedett eln-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;k.
Aznap este az eln-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;k rendk-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;v-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;l ideges volt a fogad-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;s miatt, jelentős időt t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;lt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;tt a t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;r előtt, ellenőrizve goly-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;it, forgatva jobbra - balra, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;jra meg -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;jra. Gondosan ellenőrizte mindaddig, am-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;g teljess-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;ggel meg nem győződ-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;tt arr-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l, hogy semmik-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;pp sem lehetnek sz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;gletesek a goly-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;i, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s meg fogja nyerni a fogad-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;st.
M-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;snap reggel pontosan 10 -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;rakor az idős kis h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;lgy megjelent az eln-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;k irod-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;j-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ban az -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;gyv-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;dj-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;vel. Bemutatta az -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;gyv-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;det az eln-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;knek, majd megism-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;telte a fogad-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;st:
- 25.000 doll-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;rt arra, hogy az eln-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;k goly-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;i sz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;gletesek!
Az eln-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;k elfogadta a fogad-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;st, majd a h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;lgy megk-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rte, hogy vesse le a nadragj-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t, hogy mindannyian l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;thass-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;k. Az eln-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;k megtette. A kis idős h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;lgy eg-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;sz k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;zelről r-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;meredt a her-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;kre, majd megk-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rdezte, hogy lehet-e megfognia?
- Nos, rendben - felete az eln-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;k. - 25.000 doll-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;r nagy p-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;nz, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s szeretn-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;m, ha abszol-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;t biztos lenne a dolg-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ban.
Ekkor vette -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;szre, hogy a h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;lgy -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;gyv-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;dje csendben elkezdi verni a fej-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;t a falba.
- Mi a fene van az -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;gyv-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;dj-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;vel?- k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rdezte az eln-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;k.
- Semmi - felelte a h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;lgy. - Kiv-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;ve azt, ahogy tegnap fogadtam vele 100.000 doll-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;rba, hogy ma reggel 10 -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;rakor a kanadai nemzeti bank eln-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;nek a goly-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;i a kezemben lesznek.

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Juliska, a gy-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;ny-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;rű fiatal l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ny kap-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;l a TSZ f-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;ldj-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;n. Arra megy Jancsi -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s megsz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;tja:
- Te Julis, olyan gy-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;ny-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;rű vagy, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;gy megfogn-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;m azokat a telt kebleidet.
- M-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;gis mit k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;pzelsz, Jancsi!
- Te Julis, adok 5000 Forintot, ha megfoghatom!
- H-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t, ha adsz 5000 Forintot, akkor j-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l van.
Jancsi adja a p-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;nzt, megt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;rt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;nik a dolog.
Jancsi folytatja:
- Olyan k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;v-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;natos vagy, megsimogatn-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;m ott a l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;bad k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;z-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;tt, adok megint 5000 Forintot!
- Ha adsz 5000 Forintot, akkor j-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l van, csak gyere menj-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;nk oda a bokorba.
Jancsi adja a p-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;nzt, megsimogatja, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s folytatja tov-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;bb:
- Te Julis, mostm-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;r annyira k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;v-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;nlak, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;gyis itt vagyunk a bokorban, adok 30000 Forintot, ha magam-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;v-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute; tehetlek.
- J-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l van akkor, ha adod a p-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;nzt.
Megt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;rt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;nik a dolog. Jancsi megsz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;lal:
- Na j-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l van, mostm-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;r megyek.
Juliska megigaz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;tja a szokny-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;j-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s folytatja a kap-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;st.
Nem sokkal k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;sőbb arraj-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;n a TSz-eln-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;k:
- Juliska, l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ttad erre a Jancsit?
- Igen, l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ttam.
- Kik-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;ldtem vele a fizet-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;sedet, odaadta?

Viccek 1.

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- Anyu! Te hazudt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;l nekem! - mondja Jancsika az anyuk-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;j-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;nak.
- Hazudtam? Hogyhogy?
- Azt mondtad, hogy a kistestv-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rem egy angyal!
- Ez -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;gy is van. Az -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;cs-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;d t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;nyleg egy kis angyal.
- Nem igaz! Kidobtam az ablakon, de nem rep-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;lt!

-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-Ouml;ssze-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;l az erdei tan-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;cs, mert reggel az erdei budi ablak-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t kit-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;rve tal-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;lt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;k.
Megk-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rdi az eln-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;k, ki volt az. Jelentkezik a nyuszika:
- Reggel elmentem a budi mellett, egyszer csak kiny-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;l a medve, ber-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;nt, kit-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;rli velem a fenek-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;t, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s kidob az ablakon.
- J-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l van! Medve, megcsin-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;lod az ablakot!
M-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;snap a tan-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;cs -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;jra a budi mellett megy el, h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t az ablak megint kit-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;rve.
- Ki volt ez?
Jelentkezik a m-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;kus:
- Reggel elmentem a budi mellett, egyszer csak kiny-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;l a medve, ber-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;nt, kit-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;rli velem a fenek-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;t, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s kidob az ablakon.
- J-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l van! Medve, megcsin-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;lod az ablakot!
Harmadnap a budi sehol, mindenhol deszkadarabok, a WC ripity-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ra t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;rve.
- OK, emberek, ki volt az? - k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rdi az eln-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;k rezign-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ltan.
Jelenkezik a s-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;n...

George Bush -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;l a feh-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;r h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;z l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;pcsőj-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;n -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s keservesen s-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;r.
Isten len-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;z r-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute; -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s megk-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rdi
- Mi-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rt s-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;rsz George?
- Tudod az iraki helyzet, a sok halott, ez-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rt.
- B-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;t kell k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;tn-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;d - feleli Isten, - -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s minden rendben lesz.
Tony Blair az angol parlament l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;pcsőj-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;n zokog.
- Mi-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rt s-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;rsz Tony? - k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rdi Isten.
- Az iraki helyzet, a sok halott.
- B-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;t kell k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;tn-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;d - feleli Isten, - -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s minden rendben lesz.
Gyurcs-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ny Ferenc -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;l a Parlament l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;pcsőj-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;n -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s őr-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;lten zokog.
- Mi-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rt s-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;rsz Ferenc? - k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rdezi isten.
Gyurcs-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ny Ferenc sz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;tlanul v-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;gigmutat az orsz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;gon. Isten len-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;z r-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute; -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s egy-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;tt s-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;rnak.

A faluban este kerekezik haza a helyi pl-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;b-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;nos. Meg-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ll-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;tja a rendőr, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;gy sz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l hozz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;:
- Aty-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;m, ezer forintra b-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;ntetem, mert vesz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;lyeztette a k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;zleked-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s biztons-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;g-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t!
- Ugyan, fiam - legyint a pap -, nem t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;rt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;nhet nekem semmi bajom, hiszen az őrangyalom -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;lland-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;an velem van.
- Igen? - mondja a rendőr. - Akkor k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;tezer forintot kell fizetnie, mert ketten nem -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;lhetnek egy ker-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;kp-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ron.

Varnus Xav-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;r -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s D-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;gl-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;gy Zolee bemennek egy templomba. Az ajt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;n be-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rve fogad-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;st k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;tnek, hogy ki előtt fog a pap előbb keresztet vetni. Xav-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;r le-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;l az orgon-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;hoz -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s elkezd rajta gy-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;ny-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;rűen j-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;tszani, m-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;g Zolee le-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;l a padok k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;z-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;, felrakja a l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;b-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s elkezdi k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;pk-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;dni a szotyol-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t. Kis idő m-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;lva Xav-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;r -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;mulva l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;tja, hogy a pap keresztet vet Zolee előtt.
Mikor kimennek a templomb-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l, megk-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rdi:
- Ezt meg hogy csin-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ltad? -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-Eacute;n gy-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;ny-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;rűen j-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;tszottam az orgon-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;n, te a l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;badat l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;gattad -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s szotyizt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;l -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s m-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;gis előtted vetett keresztet a pap.
Mire Zolee:
- Az -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;gy volt, hogy odaj-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;tt hozz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;m a muks-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute; -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s azt mondta:
- Fel-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;llsz (felfel-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute; mutat), -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;sszeszeded a szemeted (lefel-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute; mutat), sz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;lsz a haverodnak, hogy ne baszogassa az orgon-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t (balra mutat) -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s kitakarodtok a templomb-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l (jobbra mutat).

M-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;zes, J-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;zus -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s egy szak-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;llas -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;regember golfozik.
M-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;zes el-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;ti a labd-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t, az beleesik a t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;ba.
M-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;zes odamegy, kett-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;v-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;lasztja a vizet, ism-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;t el-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;ti a labd-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s az a lyukt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l p-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;r centire meg-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ll.
El-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;ti J-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;zusa labd-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t, az r-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;esik a t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;ra.
J-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;zus a v-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;zen odamegy a labd-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;hoz, el-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;ti, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s az is a lyukt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l n-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ny centire meg-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ll.
J-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;n a szak-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;llas -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;regember, el-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;ti a labd-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t, de pocs-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;k az ir-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;nyz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;ka -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s teljesen m-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;s ir-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;nyba sz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ll, mint amerre a lyuk van. R-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;esik a labda a klubh-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;z tetej-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;re, onnan begurul az esőcsatorn-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ba, onnan ki-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rve a s-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;v-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;ny alatt begurul a t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;ba egy tavir-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;zsa level-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;re.
Oda-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;r egy b-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;ka, bekapja a labd-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t, de abban a pillanatban lecsap r-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute; egy sas.
A b-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;ka rep-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;zben kiejti a labd-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t a sz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;j-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;b-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s pont belesik a lyukba.
M-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;zes erre odasz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l J-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;zusnak:
- Mondtam m-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;r, hogy ut-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;lok ap-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ddal golfozni?

M-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;ricka tal-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;lkozik a rendőrrel. Megk-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rdezi tőle:
- Mit csin-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;lna, ha hossz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute; sor -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;llna?
- Megv-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;rn-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;m, am-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;g sorra ker-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;k.
- Mit csin-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;lna, ha utcai vereked-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;rt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;nne?
- Kih-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;vn-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;m a rendőrs-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;get.
- Mit csin-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;lna, ha a k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;tba beleesne egy b-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;csi?
- K-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;llel visszah-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;zn-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;m.
- Mit csin-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;lna, ha az orra előtt elmenne egy vonat?
- Zsebkendővel integetn-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;k neki.
- Most mondd M-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;ricka, Te mit csin-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ln-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;l, ha hossz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute; sor -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;llna?
- Kih-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;vn-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;m a rendőrs-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;get.
- Mit csin-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ln-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;l, ha utcai vereked-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;rt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;nne?
- Megv-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;rn-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;m, am-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;g sorra ker-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;k.
- Mit csin-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ln-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;l, ha a k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;tba beleesne egy b-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;csi?
- Zsebkendővel integetn-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;k neki.
- Mit csin-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ln-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;l, ha orrod előtt elmenne egy vonat?
- K-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;llel visszah-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;zn-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;m.

A post-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;s ben-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;z a h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;z udvar-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ra, -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s egy hatalmas kuty-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t ott aludni. Mivel nagyon f-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;l a kuty-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;kt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l, de a t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;viratot is k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;zbes-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;tenie kellene, lassan kinyitja a kaput. M-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;r l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;pne be, amikor egy kisfi-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;t vesz -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;szre bent a kertben.
- Kisfi-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;! Nem harap-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;s a kuty-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;tok? - k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rdezi tőle.
- -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-Aacute;, az nem! - v-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;laszolja a gyerek.
A post-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;s nagy b-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;tran bemegy, a kutya fel-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;bred -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s mindj-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;rt nagyot harap bel-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;, alig siker-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;l kimenek-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;lnie az utc-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ra.
- -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-Uacute;gy eml-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;kszem, azt mondtad, hogy nem harap a kuty-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;tok! - mondja a gyereknek m-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rgesen.
- A mi-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;nk nem is, de -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;n a szomsz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;dban lakom.

Sz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;m-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;g-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;pes -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;gyf-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;lszolg-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;lat:
-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-Uuml;gyf-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;l: Nem tudom a lemezt kivenni a meghajt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;b-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l.
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Hotline: -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-Eacute;s most mit l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t a monitor-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;n?
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-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-Uuml;gyf-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;l: Nem tudok csatlakozni az Internetre.
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- Apa mi van ott a f-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;ld-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;n?
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Mennek tov-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;bb...
M-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;ricka megint k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rdezi apuk-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;j-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t.
- Apa, min csuszk-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;lnak a gyerek ott a dombon?
- Fasz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;non. - mondja az apuka
Mennek tov-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;bb megsz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;lal M-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;ricka apuk-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ja.
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Mennek haza, M-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;ricka anyuk-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ja k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rdezi M-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;rick-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l.
- Mit l-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ttatok a s-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;ta k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;zben M-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;ricka?
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Iskol-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ban a gyerekek az ubork-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;r-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l tanulnak. A tan-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;rnő felrajzol egy ubork-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t a t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;bl-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ra mire az oszt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ly elkezd hangosan r-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;gni a tan-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;rnő bepipul -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s r-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;sz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l M-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;rick-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ra:
- Szerinted mit rajzoltam a t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;bl-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ra?
- Egy faszt!
A tan-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;rnő teljesen elk-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;ped -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s rohan az igazgat-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;hoz, hogy odah-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;vja. Az igazgat-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute; bemegy az oszt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;lyba:
- Gyerekek mi ez a rendbont-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;s -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s ki rajzolta ezt a faszt a t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;bl-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ra?

- Hogyan horg-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;szik a rendőr?
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- Fog egy halat -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s addig veri, am-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;g el nem -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;rulja, hol vannak a t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;bbiek.

K-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;t rendőr s-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;l a Dunaparton, tal-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;lnak egy hull-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t. Megsz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;lal az egyik rendőr:
- Te, dobjuk -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t ezen a ker-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;sen, az m-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;r nem a mi k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;rzet-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uuml;nk.
-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-Aacute;tdobj-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;k a hull-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;t, mire valaki megsz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;lal a t-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;loldalr-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l:
- Te! Ez m-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;r megint itt van!

A rendőrh-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;z odamegy egy kisfi-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute; -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s megk-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rdezi tőle, hogy h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ny -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;ra. A rendőr azt mondja:
- F-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;l tizenkettő.
- Akkor 12-kor kinyalhatja a seggem.
A gyerek elszalad, a rendőr ut-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;na. A k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;vetkező utcasarkon tal-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;lkozik a koll-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;g-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;j-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;val.
- Hov-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute; rohansz? - k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rdezi.
- K-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;pzeld az a gyerek azt mondta, hogy 12-kor kinyalhatom a segg-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;t.
A m-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;sik r-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;n-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;z az -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;r-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;j-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;ra -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s azt mondja:
- Akkor hov-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute; sietsz annyira, m-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;g van huszon-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;t perced.

Kisiskol-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;sokat k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rdez a tan-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;rnő:
- Gyerekek! Tudtok ut-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;nozni -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;llathangokat? Mondjuk a teh-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;n-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;t?
Petike jelentkezik:
- A teh-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;n azt mondja, hogy: M-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;!
- Nagyon j-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;! -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-Eacute;s mondjuk, mit mond a ty-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;k?
J-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;zsika jelentkezik:
- A ty-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-uacute;k azt mondja: kot-kot-kot!
- Nagyon j-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;! - mondja a tan-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;rnő. - -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-Eacute;s ki tudja, mit mondanak a diszn-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;k?
M-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;ricka jelentkezik az utols-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute; padb-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute;l:
- Azt mondj-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;k, hogy "J-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-oacute; napot k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;v-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;nok! Jogos-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;tv-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;nyt, forgalmit k-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;rem ellenőrz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;sre!"

- Pistike! Elősz-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-ouml;r fordult elő, hogy hib-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;tlan h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;zi feladatot adt-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;l be. Hogy lehet ez?
- Az apuk-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-aacute;m elutazott a h-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;tv-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;g-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;re -8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-eacute;s nem tudott seg-8712387491342786123489766134268612346987612348976987612387946987162389476-iacute;teni.